New Post that is on my Blog!

Sorry about the lack of updates, but things are super busy (you know, with me changing everything in my life, jerk). Needless to say, things are a lot different here. For one thing, everyone is really, really nice. Also, they never get tired of telling you how nice they are.

Typical introductory convo: "O, you're from New York City! You're in for some big changes! Isn't everyone so nice?!"
Well, yeah. Brag much? Learn some humility, southwest!

On the plus side, our neighbors just dropped off some blueberry bread, I drive two blocks to get milk, and no one has ever heard of recycling, so my carbon footprint makes yours look puny, sucker. Enjoy your ice-cap flood, New York!

It's Not All Right But It's OK

Arrived safely in OK on Friday. Road trip was great, but America? Seriously, try eating a vegetable now and then. I know you like riding your Rascal, but dropping a couple pounds couldn't hurt.

On the Road:
Pittsburgh is a great city. Indianapolis seems to comprised of mostly chain brew pubs (where we ate the saltiest meal of all time)and St. Louis is a great baseball stadium surrounded by awfulness for miles. The road from MO to OK goes like this: "Adult Store...Super Church....Adult Store....Super Church" I have a tip for truckers: There is porn on the internet (allegedly). Buy a computer and skip the creepy highway porn shop next time. We got into town on Friday and promptly freaked out over the quiet and amount of space we have to fill.

More to report after we get internet access on Friday, including: A panic attack and our first Wal-Mart (coincidence??)