Hello, America, How Are You?

That's right, we're heading out tomorrow into the sweet, nougaty center of this great country of ours (and by "ours" I mean "mine").

Pittsburgh--Indianapolis--St Louis and then our new home,OKLAHOMA. It's a veritable "Where's That?" of place names!

Things I want to do on this road trip.
1) Find the "real America" and exploit it.
2) Eat a meal in a Wal-Mart.
3) Buy pants at a restaurant.
4) Meet a Juggalo.
5) Eat your local sandwiches.

Please leave sandwich recommendations ONLY in the comments section.