Hello, America, How Are You?

That's right, we're heading out tomorrow into the sweet, nougaty center of this great country of ours (and by "ours" I mean "mine").

Pittsburgh--Indianapolis--St Louis and then our new home,OKLAHOMA. It's a veritable "Where's That?" of place names!

Things I want to do on this road trip.
1) Find the "real America" and exploit it.
2) Eat a meal in a Wal-Mart.
3) Buy pants at a restaurant.
4) Meet a Juggalo.
5) Eat your local sandwiches.

Please leave sandwich recommendations ONLY in the comments section.

Don't ever move

Seriously, if anyone ever asks you to move, either say no or burn everything you own. Packing is terrible.

Bring me your cardboard boxes

More to come. In the meantime, how about sharing some of your cardboard boxes?